If you date a nice guy, the safe word is just "ow"
I believe in exercising both the body and the mind. That's why, after a workout, I spend 20 minutes trying to remember my locker number.
[Unknown] Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
I'm tired of this Polar Vortex crap. Who do I have to talk to about ordering a Caribbean Vortex?
If ever there was a time to put on a onezie and go sleep on the couch this is it.
OH: "Using Excel is like cleaning toilets. It's awesome you can do it, but I don't want to."
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
Cool: You Have a Weight Loss Partner. Creepy: They don't know it.
I worry about everything. I even worry if my niece knows just how much I love her. She's 3. She thinks love is chocolate (& it is).
I need a lady on the streets and an extra large pizza in the bed