kellyeddington If nobody knocks on our door within the next hour and 45 minutes, the candy is OURS. (Not like we haven't already eaten most of it.)
katefeetie Halloween: Helping me finally get rid of the pesky blood in my blood sugar.
darthvader You've heard about fury & a woman scorned haven't you? Well, that's nothing compared to a Sith Lord cheated out of tricks or treats.
darthvader You've heard about fury & a woman scorned haven't you? Well, that's nothing compared to a Sith Lord cheated out of tricks or treats.
anthropocon At the store I saw carrots packaged to be handed out on Halloween. Might as well just hand out eggs and paint a bullseye on your house.
suzierobb 10 hours of sleep and still sick. The chance of me being a legit zombie by Halloween is getting serious.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm on furlough, so call me, maybe?
Brownie making FOILED!
No chocolatey deliciousness making ingredients in the cupboard. HOW AM I TO MAKE MY ASS BIGGER IN THESE CONDITIONS?!
I just saw a stretch limo. I think it was doing the drive of shame.
I only got married so someone could help me find my keys.
Hey girl, you raise my debt ceiling. #shutdownpickuplines
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm on furlough, so call me, maybe? #ShutdownPickupLines
Saw a Blackberry listed on Ebay. Oh, wait. That's the whole company.
Everyone comes into your life for a reason. Often it's just to prove that you're still a terrible judge of character.
Spending the day at home with the kids, also without the protection of a shark cage.
Accidentally Shazam’d an
arguing couple in Starbucks and now I own “Why can’t you support my
need to do mud runs?” by Marc & Debra Schwartz
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